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OBAMA CARE CAVEAT: The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your gluteus maximus. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now many infected individuals after having been infected for the past 1-2 years are starting to realize how destructive this sickness has become.
It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new OTC procedure just released on the market called VO-tem-out! You take the first dose in 2010 and a second dosage in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually exterminate the liberty virus as we know it. Several states have performed the VO-tem-out procedure: Virginia, New Jersey, and now Massachusetts with remarkable results. With the positive results of these states, many of the remaining "57 states" are now considering VO-tem-out.
George,
ReplyDeleteThis is a great post, very funny. I promise not to steal it. Was that the H'ville Tea Party you and Sarah are pictured at? Seeya Saturday night, Dan
Dano,
ReplyDeleteYou can't steal it.....but you can filch it. We were at the Hendersonville, TN Tea Party with a large (mucho grande) crowd. Sara was emailed that CDC warning. I had modified...I embelished it a bit but I don't know the original source. Thanks for the comment.